Mark and Loz are circus performers. But circus is REALLY hard.

FailFailFailFailWin! is a show about not hiding all the "try"s you did that failed.

Uplifting, nurturing and agelessly relevant. Explore what happens inside Loz's brain when she does a big FAIL.

Meet a cast of characters on Loz’s quest: straight talking monkey professor Steven Chimpington - philosopher, raconteur, critic; Brian Henshaw, “science enthusiast”, oh and of course Sven Svenstoferson, Sweden's greatest astronaut.

Featuring such fails and possibly wins in the mediums of diabolo, juggling, hulahoop, and an attempt to spin 8 real VERDAGEN ikea plates, retail value £2 each. Total economic jeopardy = £16. Plus shipping.

Age guide: great for 3-10 year olds. Unsuitable for 15 year olds that don't want to come. And we're strict on that.

"Good"

6 year old we assume was called Barney, or possibly Jake, jumper with a rocket on it

“By several metrics a passable piece of children’s theater”

New York post sports columnist

“Terrible and mean to owls”

Rival kids show seeking to undermine our inevitable rise to a 6-part netflix series.

“I liked sven stofferson”

All audience members that have ever seen Sven